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The World's Largest Collection of Dirty Limericks
Over one thousand of the funniest, dirtiest limericks around all compiled into one hilarious ebook.
Limericks are silly and lewd,
And sometimes, incredibly crude,
So, if you're uptight,
Be advised that you might,
Be offended if you are a prude.There once was a man from Kent,
With a penis so long that it bent,
It was so much trouble,
That he folded it double,
And instead of coming, he went.A kinky young girl from Bordeaux,
Fell in love with a dashing young beau.
To increase his regard,
She would squat in his yard,
And pee "I Love You" in the snow.
... and about 1,070 more. You won't find a bigger or funnier collection of limericks anywhere at any price. Today - it's free.
"The Politically Incorrect Ethnic Joke Book" by Gerry Manners
Gerry Manners is a kangaroo-humping Aussie who has put together a huge collection of offensive, politically incorrect ethnic jokes (hence the title )
Here's what Gerry has to say:
"Some of the jokes within this collection may be deemed to be offensive to some people. However, it should be recognised that most jokes, if not all jokes, would be deemed to be offensive to some people. Let's face it, just about every joke ever told contains something offensive that will get right up the nose of some nit-picking little bureaucratic git sitting in a stuffy office with nothing better to do than spoil everybody else's fun. Just because jokes offend some people is no case for censorship. Humour, of all varieties, exists for those who enjoy it. Wowsers and those who are "politically correct" should come to terms with this."
The Big Book of Irish Jokes.
Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".
Billy said, "Ye know Pa', it's a shame paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".
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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?".
The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol."
So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?"
And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either."
The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that.
The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?"
The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front."
The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!"
This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish jokes you'll find anywhere. You'll laugh so hard you'll blow Guinness out your nose.
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